5 REASONS WHY GHOSTS ARE INTIMIDATING

Ok, So I KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN AGES, BUT I GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE OF LOADS OF OTHER STUFF. 

AND TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T THINK I HAD OTHER STUFF, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS COMPUTER SCREEN. YEP. AN ACTUAL LIFE. WITH PEOPLE AND STUFF.

ANYWAYS. I WAS TALKING TO MY B.U.F.F (BEST UNICORN FRIENDS FOREVER) BOB, AND HE HAD BEEN HOME WITH HIS FAMILY, AND HIS LITTLE COUSIN JADEN, DECIDED TO BE SCARED OF GHOSTS.

SO HERE I AM AS A SPECIAL FAVOR TO BOB AND OF COURSE HIS COUSIN JADEN. SO LET'S TALK ABOUT , GHOSTS. 

1. GHOSTS HAVE  A TENDENCY TO MOAN, BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SEPERATED FROM THEIR LOVED ONES AND CANNOT APPEAR TO THEM. WHICH IS SAD.

2. THEY ALSO LIKE "HAUNTING" PEOPLE. HELLO, BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE, THESE GHOSTS ARE HURTING. THEY HAVE BEEN SEPERATED FROM LIFE FOR SO LONG THAT THEIR MANNERS ARE A LITTLE RUSTY.

3. BLOODSTAINS. THESE SO CALLED BLOODSTAINS, ARE ACTUALLY JUST WINE. EVERY YEAR, THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE WINE FESTIVAL. THAT'S WHEN ALL THE GHOSTS GATHER ROUND TO THROW WINE AT EACH OTHER. TO THINK THAT Y'ALL WERE SCARED OF WINE.

4. THEY CAN PASS THROUGH WALLS. WELL THAT'S A POWER THEY'VE EARNED. I DARE YOU TO BE DEAD AND NOT USE THE POWER TO GO THROUGH WALLS.

5. THE RATTLING OF THE CHAINS. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND EXOTIC CONCERT. HOW LUCKY OF YOU WHEN YOU GET TO HEAR THE RATTLING CHAINS PLAY. I MYSELF THINK THAT THEY'RE A LITTLE HEAVY. (GET IT?) AND THE BASS PLAYER IS A LITTLE RUSTY (HAHA) BUT THE SINGER LINKS THE WHOLE THINK TOGETHER. (WORD PUNS ARE SO MUCH FUN)

OK I'M DONE.